The Joys of Homeownership

December 13, 2009

Nothing Ever Breaks When The House is Clean.

Filed under: Blitz — Tags: — CDC @ 4:53 pm

It’s true.  At least for me.  I have never had to call a repairman for anything when the house was spotless.  Of course, this could also have something to do with the fact that the house is never spotless, but whatever.

Friday I noticed it seemed cold in the house.  Could have sworn there was a window open or something.  Said screw it, and decided to just crank the heat up.  Only to discover that the internal temperature of the house was 60 degrees.  Oh joy.

Call furnace folks, one thing leads to another and the final answer is that there is an airflow problem that is causing the internal temp of the furnace to get too high and automatically shut off.  The band aid fix is to have every air vent wide open in the house.  The actual fix is to get the ducts blown out, which I don’t disagree with by any means, as this is a house filled with dust and every summer the windows are wide open, and the ducts haven’t been cleaned in ages.

Of course, this means a blitz cleaning in order to make sure that the estimator doesn’t have a coronary when he comes in (Tuesday at the earliest, so I have a tiny bit of time) and then ensure that all the vents are easily accessible when the cleaner comes to do his magic.

It’s not all bad at least, as I’ve been concentrating on at least getting all the basics done on a daily (or near daily) basis.  2 of the 3 bathrooms need nothing more than the floor swept up.  (The other requires a real cleaning, as it’s been the bathroom for our new kittens over the fall.  Kitty litter is amazing in how it can get EVERYWHERE.)  10 minutes tops for my bedroom.  The guest room just needs a vacuuming. Kitchen is good enough, and I don’t see any vents in it anywhere as it is.  I need about 5 minutes more in the entry hall and upstairs hall.

The problem rooms, in order of severity…

The parlor.  It’s next to the entry hall and has become a dumping ground of “things I don’t know where else to put” – which really means I should probably toss them.  The whole room is not stacked ceiling high or completely full, but the dumping ground prevents anyone from being able to go from the entry hall to the dining room.

The dining room.  Same issue as the parlor, but it’s just crap in between the kitchen & dining room.

The guest/storage room.  We’re keeping some things for friends that are out of the country.  Mainly boxed items, but I need to get them rearranged so that the vent is easily accessible.

The office.  Yikes.  I’d actually started cleaning it out big time not too terribly long ago.  But I’ve kept the door shut.  It might not be as bad as I’m thinking right now.

Breakfast Nook.  Area by the vent has 2 director’s chairs that get overloaded with stuff, and there is some minor crap on the floor.  The other side of it tends to be yet another dumping ground, mainly boxes and such for the trash that never seem to get out to the trash can.

Living room.  Actually not too bad – maybe 10-15 minutes.

The workshop side of the basement – just rearranging some things to make room, same with the laundry room, as it has the furnace.

Right now I am running on the assumption that no one will be able to come out until first thing Tuesday, and I’ve nowhere to be tomorrow, so I should be able to pull it off.

Let’s hope so.

September 17, 2007

Blitz updates…

Filed under: Blitz — CDC @ 1:59 pm

I am writing this out as a reminder of how much I can actually get done when I put my mind to it (or my hand is forced as the case may be) – perhaps I can get that “I hate housework” part of my brain to STFU and just do something for 10 minutes a couple times a day… Granted, this is only to get it to a state of “good enough for someone who already knows I am a slob”, but it will still be a huge improvement…

11:42 AM – A mere 10 minutes and the kitchen is 1/3 done.

12:00 pm – Less than 10 minutes in the dinette/breakfast area, and it’s finished (well, good enough), kitchen floors swept.

12:22 PM – Living room over halfway done…jesus there is a lot of junk mail.

12:34 PM – Entry hall is done – just straightened the piles – realtor will be coming in the side door, but just in case…

12:44 PM – Panic is starting to set in just a bit. Just over an hour to go. Still have to finish kitchen, living room, and small disaster area over in corner of parlor (thank you, cats.) Considering abandoning 10/10 and just going full out. Know that I will likely crash & burn if I attempt it. Take deep breath, set timer for 10 minutes and hit disaster area.

12:56 PM – Panic settled. Disaster area tended to. I think I may be able to pull this off. Next stop is to hopefully finish off the kitchen in a 10 minute go of it.

1:15 PM – Kitchen is done. Next stop is to see if I can’t finish off the living room in 10 minutes. (I may just blitz until complete on this one.)

1:45 PM- Taking a very short break, should be able to finish off the living room in another 5 minutes.

1:54 PM – Done.

Total time taken…
Bathroom – 5 minutes
Dinette – 10 minutes
Kitchen – 18 minutes
Living Room – 25 minutes
Entry Hall – 2 minutes
Parlor – 8 minutes
Grand Total – 68 minutes

The lesson here for me is that I *can* get this stuff done, even while working (which I have been all morning along with doing this stuff) and there really is no excuse for this place to not be in damn-near-pristine condition at any given moment.

Hopefully this was the kick start that I needed to do something every day to get this place in good shape.

And I’m praying the realtor is late so I have a chance to catch my breath.

Ah, nothing like a blitz cleaning…

Filed under: Blitz — CDC @ 11:28 am

My realtor is stopping by sometime between 2 and 3PM today to discuss the townhouse.  (IE, how much more do we drop the price!)

Of course, this place is a disaster cause I’ve not kept up with anything lately.  So, it’s time for a blitz.

This is sort of the method I employ in these situations, except that I go in 10 minute intervals.  (Yes, I am so lazy I can’t even manage 15 minutes.)

The bathroom has already been tidied up, just the kitchen, breakfast area, living room & entry to contend with still…  It’s roughly an hour and 15 minutes of cleaning time.

What kills me is that I know I’ll be able to do it, but I won’t take the freakin’ 20 minutes a day to maintain it if I don’t force myself to do it.  (Which I usually don’t.)

Wish me luck.  I’ll be updating as it is the only thing that will keep me going.

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